Robot Poop

So I've been biding my time for another extremely large post. I deem it extremely large, while others may not. This is because I have poor judgement of what is extremely large.

A perfect example would be my penis.

What follows is the latest from my collection of Dubstep and Electro with a weeeee lil' bit of DnB.

There's a lot of good music going around.. so much so I also found the time to make a mix! Love it or hate it, compliments or criticisms, all welcome. =) I'm still learning and I think I'm throwing myself in the deep end by trying to mash dub and electro together, but it's all in good fun. =)

Please vult away my electro-attuned vultures.. and spread the cultured goodness of machine rape influenced noise.

Borgore is amazing.. just.. I really don't know what to say.. I lost my shit at the most recent Trumpdisco gig when the taller one played him...

Borgore - Guided Relaxation Dub

Borgore - Cry Me a River

Can't get enough 16bit.. well here's more.. duh..

Borgore - Foes (16bit Fuck Hoes Remix)

16 Bit - Texaco

DZ is Dominating Zenfully.. see wut i did thur..

Crookers - Businessman (feat. Wiley & Thomas Jules) (DZ Remix)

Capleton ft Methodman - Wings of the Morning (DZ Remix)

DZ - A.W.O.L

And now for an assortment of main stream music.. this new stuff is great for listening to in parks...

Alex Roots - Don't Stop Looking (High Rankin Mix)

Datsik & 12th Planet - Open Your Eyes

Jackinori - Your Dub Weakness

Cookie Monsta - Dirt Deep Drilla

Came across a new Daft Punk track. Part of the new Tron movie sound track.

Daft Punk - Fragile

And here's an oldie.. but.. wow.. I thought I'd never take rollin and scratching off repeat.. even in sets.. but this might convince me to..

Daft Punk - ß Wax (Betawax)

To whom it may concern; awful electro follows:

Bifid - Suck on Dick

Bifid - Come On (Turbo Remix)

Felix Cartal - Drone

FM Audio - Killer (Afrojack Remix) (Moombah Version 2. Nuff said.)

GTRONIC - Steroids

NT89 - Ade

Rockwell D - Feelings

Royksop - Tricky Tricky (Distrakt Remix)

Seb Danova - Bloody Race (Crimewave Remix)

SNOB Electro Sounds - The Beast

Tomas Andersson - Washing Up (Tiga Remix) (an oldie but how good is it! <3>

Will Bailey - Hit The Club (Mightyfools Remix)

I would like to enduce the birth of anyone holding prisioner BeatauCue's children. The quicker they are released the quicker we got more BeatauCue style music. That is a world I would be happy to live in.

Noob & Brodinski - Peanuts Club (BeatauCue Remix)

Crookers feat. Kardinal Offishall - Put Your Hands on Me (BeatauCue Remix)

For the DnB fan boys (I probably linked this just for me.. but maybe there are a few who be interested in the art of drums followed by bass)

Nero - Lost In The Jungle

And last but not least.. well.. least yeah.. track-list will be coming shortly... promise ;)

Prolifik's PPOPPPP Mix. <3>

EDIT: Here's a Tracklist: =)

Nore Feat. Kid Cudi - Floatin' In Sky (Felix Cartal Remix)
Pitbull - I Know You Want Me (Evol Intent Remix)
Silvio Ecomo & Chuckie - Moombah (Afrojack Remix)
SonicC - Stickin'(Original Mix)
Major Lazer ft. Vybz Kartel - Pon de floor How i LIke it (BeatauCue remix)
Borgore - Ice Cream
Borgore - Cry Me a River
The White Electric - Into You (Trumpdisco Remix)
D.I.M. & TAI - Lyposuct (Original)
Hello Kitty - Hello Kitty Intro Theme Song
Crimewave - Cauchemar
One Piece - One Piece Outro Theme Song
The Bloody Beetroots - Theolonius (King Voodoo)
Jay Wesley - Era
HighBLoo - Effective
Seb Danova - Bloody race ( Crimewave Remix )
Pendulum - Showdown (Excision Remix)
Fall Out Boy - I Don't Care (Tommie Sunshine & Mightyfools remix)
Fatboy Slim - Right Here Right Now (Trumpdisco Remix)
The Bloody Beetroots Feat Steve Aoki - WARP 7.7
The Bloody Beetroots Feat Steve Aoki - WARP 1.9

<3

Fukkk Offf Polymorphic...

Nahhhhh Just kidding... We love Polymorphic... When he doesn't sound like Proxy.... oh wait..

whoops!!! My bad.

Anyway... he does make sick tracks. And they are symphonic as shit.

I actually dig this track a lot. I feel Polymorphic found himself in this one. What do you guys think?

Original is here for you as well. ;)

Fukkk Offf - Love Me Hate Me Kiss Me Kill Me

Fukkk Offf - Love Me Hate Me Kiss Me Kill Me (Polymorphic Remix)

And because everyone's dubstep collection is just wwwaaayyyyyy too small... I'm going to do my best to solve this awful.. awful problem... one track at a time ;)

La Roux - Bulletproof (Foamo Dubstep Remix)

Pro
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I am sorry.. I am a kunt

I am sorry.. there is no excuse for it... I am a kunt.

All of you loyal Whiteballers out there have had to lay in wait for more tracks and yet I have not delivered. Now I could throw excuses at you.. like that I am undertaking exams at University.. that my bowels are sore and full of poo.. or even that I wanted to watch the Lord of the Rings Trilogy instead.... but I would just be lying... except for Lord of the Rings... Hobbits = <3

Anyway. Instead of hiding behind excuses.. what better way to say sorry with a fuck load of tracks! Some of these are especially awful.. just to make your eyes that much whiter.

George Lenton - Jungle Whomp

Don Diablo & Example - Hooligans (Extended Mix)

Don Diablo & Example - Hooligans (Spor Remix) [Spor has been my DnB hero.. for soo long! ]

Jay Robinson - Acid Line (Aniki's Trippin Balls Remix)

High Rankin - No Money For Guns

Ado! - CtrlAltDefeat

Ado! - Employee of the Month

Ado! - Dept Call [heaps of distortion in this.. just a warning]

Ado! - Junk ['54rtgffcde rxsrderf4ctg5yh bnv98uibnjh vc' I acctually rolled my face across the keyboard... this is just... ffuucckk.. harder then proxy??? big thanks to reid for all the Ado!!]


ALSO!!!



















TRUMPDISCO is playing @ Tronix in Sydney this Friday 22nd of May! For all you Whiteballers up in Sydney.. come down to Tronix to be sufficently decimated!!

<3

Penis

Had a good laugh when I finally found this track. I first heard it at some random gig in Melbourne a while back but never followed up by looking for it later. Anyway.. you will ALWAYS get a great response when beat mixing this track into your mix.

Larry Tee - My Penis

And now for the juicy bonuses I've been collecting just for you..

Tiga - Shoes (Mr Oizo Remix)

Lenny Kravitz - Let Love Rule 2009 (Justice Remix)

Bombermen - Alcatrax Vol. 2 [thanks reid!]

The Proxy - Raven (Crookers Remix) [Buzz En Direkt <3]

High Rankin - Sulfur Tears

Tiga - What You Need (Proxy Remix) [FULL TRACK]

A Bloody Disco...

Now I don't know about you.. but I definitly see a small Trumpdisco card being concealed by a white t-shirt in the above image.

I'll let you decide though...

P.S. Few crazy tracks I'm digging recently.

U2 - Get on your Boots (Justice Remix)

Kissy Sell Out - The Kiss (Jack Beats Remix)

Tiga - What You Need (Proxy Remix) [This one is DJ friendly.. intro and all =D ]

The Prodigy - Breathe (NumberNin6 Remix) [Don't even ask how I got this.. I'm not proud...]

Darude - Sandstorm (Fake Blood Remix) [Preview]

WOO 100 Posts!!

I just noticed we've hit 100 posts on Whiteballin..

Normally I would be overly ecstatic about such a feat.. but it just seems nothing is as awesome since Warp came out.

Anyway..
Happy 100 Posts Whiteballin!! <3

also.. here is some tracks I've been rating highly recently.. enjoy =D

Motorhead - Ace of Spades (Mustard Pimp Remix)

Oasis - Falling Down (Prodigy Remix)

The Temper Trap - Science of Fear (Herve Dub Remix)

Gigi Barocco - The Rhythm

Umek - Dimentia (Blatta & Inesha Remix)

Blatta & Inesha feat. Congorock - People

Thank You!

Lots of Thanks need to be sent out...

Thank you to everyone that supported Trumpdisco at WoW last Saturday... your Whiteballin' skills impressed me very highly!!

Also, Thank you to the guy who had no top on who just kept flipping the bird to the crowd for most of the set. You reminded me of a beardless, non djing, non french version of Mr Oizo.. who also has no resemblances of any kind to Mr Oizo.. except for extending your middle finger to the crowd.. BUT none the less I respect your hatred for the non whiteballin children in the crowd.. and thus.. Thank you!

And last thanks.. to the people's champion.. you're friendly neighbourhood spiderm.. ugh.. DJ's... Trumpdisco!!

Big up's to Trump for, what I like to describe as.. FUCKED UP the dance floor! Not only was the place jumping.. but Nick Foley got owned in the process.. so THANK YOU!

And now for your listening pleasure... Darling Farah.

This guys Myspace says he represents all the way from the United ArabEmirates and that a style of music he plays is 'Shoegaze'. That being an idea.. whether a pun or not.. is fucking great to associate with electronic music.

Anyway.. smash these really loudly.. against the closest child to you.. or glass..

Knuckles - Headphones (Darling Farah remix)

Darling Farah - Dokha

Tiga - Mind Dimension (Darling Farah remix)

Darling Farah - Suicidal Tendencies (fucking rate highly.. whiteballin' worthy!)

Thanks again!

OH! And before I forget... Mr. Oizo at the future music after party... fucking mental... just... like... there was fucking midgets.. fucking midgets!! ..ugh.. amazing..

ily.

<3

Blatta & Inesha

'Insane'

Such a great word to associate with music.. but so rare is a track worthy of being given such a title.

In my opinion.. I vouch for these guys.. and say that these tracks are INSANE!! =D

Ramirez - Orgasmico (Blatta & Inesha Remix)

Ramirez - El Ritmo Barbaro (Blatta & Inesha Raw Power Remix)

Blatta & Inesha - Where Is It feat. Gigi Barocco

Oh.. and also harmless plug between now and then..



























March 7th @ WoW - For all of you Melbournians who suffer from lack of Insane Music.. this is your fix.. I'll be the guy wearing the Trumpdisco Card around my neck...

<3

Get Me Gingy!

My dearest appologies for the absence of some serious Whiteballin' content... I do believe it was a combination of myself trying to perfect my current mix... and also because I've developed an itch due to a new upcoming Trumpdisco track that seriously.. may cause hemorrhaging...

But anyway.. enough talk about the people's champion...

There's this guy called Gingy right... he states that.. "I throw the Real Real Hard/Dirty Disko parties in London"... and he has seriously caught my eye of recent.

For you frequent Whiteballers.. you would have seen his Bass Live remix up.. and I must say.. this is not his one and only stupidly loud track! And aren't we lucky there's more!!

Tiga - Mind Dimension (Gingy Remix)

Gingy - Rios For MVP

Gingy - Swagger

Gingy- Wreck

Gingy - Don't You Worry

Many apologies for being away for a while... but I do know something that will make the Melbourne population a little forgiving......

THE PROXY IS PLAYING IN MELBOURNE THIS SATURDAY!!!

Check this site for tickets.. "http://www.strobeparty.com/" ... Going to be the most worthy of nights... and just to make Quinn happy... 'Death Anus'... that is all..

<3

Housi Housi Lick My Pussy

Whiteballin' Lesson of the Day: Les Petits Pilous is from this moment on, a constant word to be used in your vocabulary. You should mention them at least 10 times per day to insure that others learn about them. You will have learned your lesson when ALL of your friends/family/colleagues/douches/enemies and the general populous of your city play their music.. loud.. constantly..

A good mate of mine said he had been checking out this blog.. and he thought that we post "Some Chunky Tunes".... I took this as a compliment and believe I have to live up to this proclamation.

Les Petits Pilous has just released a new EP titled 'Wake Up'. If you don't know of them already... you'll recognise their tunes.. played frequently in sets by 'The Bloody Beetroots' and 'Mr. Oizo' to name a few. And to the people playing along at home.. you can see why Whiteballin loves these guys so much..

Les Petits Pilous - Wake Up

Les Petits Pilous - Housi

Les Petits Pilous - Going Techno

"Fucking Insane.." I seem to like saying that while listening...

All this Les Petits Pilous has invigorated me.. I think this post needs MORE banging tracks... yes... more...

Destroy Disco - Fly Or Bounce (Bart B More Rerub)

The fresh kids over at buzzendirekt reminded me of how generally kick ass Switch is... shame on me for forgetting...

Radioclit - Divine Gosa (Switch Remix)

Brick N Lace - Never Never (Switch Remix)

Fatboy Slim - Champion Sound (Switch Remix)

And last but not least.. the boys at Noisia have a new little monster on their hands..

The Prodigy - Omen (Noisia Remix)

Enjoy these banging tunes.. and for the guys and gurls in Melbourne.. get tickets for Boys Noize/D.I.M/Fred Falke down at Prince this Friday (23rd). Should be a kick ass night.. the Whiteballin crew will be down so come share the love!!

P.S. The track in the video below this post is called 'Warp' and you can expect it released in March! =D

<3

It's Official!!

It's Official!! The first two tracks from The Proxy's Kissy Sell Out Mix are Polymorphic tracks!!!

The first one is a Proxy remix of an unknown Polymorphic track... but I'm making a safe bet in saying it's a remix of 'Rebel'.

And the second track is a brand new Polymorphic track... and because I love you.. here it is!!

Polymorphic - Techno Music

And to mix it up a bit.. Polymorphic remixed his own track!!

Polymorphic - Techno Music (Polymorphic Thrash Remix)

Now to make my day even better.. The Proxy is playing in Australia in February.. People will Die... I suggest you go.. <3

Happy New Year K*nts

2008 has finally come to an end and what a massive fucking year it has been for electronic music.

Now I really can't be stuffed writing a massive long 'omg these guys did this in the year and these guys did that and fake blood is amazing and trumpdisco are gods gift to humanity' because chances are if you read any other blog dedicated to music you would already know all of these facts.

Instead i'm taking the easy way out.. by posting some of the new shit i'm listening to at the moment! So hope you have a very happy and safe 2009 from all of us at Whiteballin..

Chuckie - Let The Bass Kick

Hostage - Ain't No Man

Will Bailey & Mikey Hook - The Shaker (Great Really Loud!!)

Larry Off - Carmina B. More (Data Noir's Bootleg) (The start could bore/scare some people but it gets real electronic... great vocal too..)

Lady Gaga - Just Dance (Teen Wolf Remix)

Dilemn - Cosmica (Great one from Dilemn!)

Spiderman TV Theme (Using this in my next mix! ^,^)

P.S. Shattering that there is no new Proxy tracks at the moment.. lets hope that Polymorphic remix gets released soon!! Happy New Year everyone! <3

Co.... Co.... Co.... CORNELIUS!!

IT'S HERE!! IT'S HERE!!!

Cornelius has finally arrived. 'Sir Bob Cornelius Rifo' has created what some might say.. a master piece.

I'll be leaving this song on repeat for some time. And i suggest you do as well.

Now if you'll excuse me.. I need to introduce my CDJ's to Sir Cornelius and Mr. Paranoid.

The Bloody Beetroots - Cornelius (OMG 320kbps too!)

Blokes.Rate.Unreal.Lingerie

So thanks to the recent mix by the current peoples champion.. Trumpdisco have hinted at a song that has been brewing in my bowels waiting to be released with a fresh scent of yeast.. Now I'm not at any liberty to be blogging any of those "exclusive" tracks.. but just to rub it in a little.. they sound fucking nuts.. really.. really loud. Now for some.. if I say 'Noisia' you would respond with a blank stare. To others.. you will enlighten and surprise me with your knowledge of Drum 'N' Bass. Noisia are old school DnB artists reigning from the Netherlands. They have always been a favourite of mine back in the day when I used to listen to DnB religiously. OK.. so when one of my old school favourite DnB artists suddenly rocks up and makes a dirty as electro flavoured track.. well.. 'Pre-Cum' would be my choice of words..
So before I give you this track.. you must promise.. play this one loud.. really.. really.. really loud! It deserves it.

B.R.U.L - Noisia

P.S. Look out.. for PARANOID.. =)

Also... Heading away for a week.. so I had to do this post to make sure you guys didn't forget about me! See you next week! =)

Prolifik <3

JFK and Gay Dentists?

Jesse Frederick Keeler (JFK) is one half of the amazing MSTRKRFT! OK.. Now that I've satisfied those poor poor uneducated people.. we can get down to it.

JFK pretty much edits anything. Seriously.. Fucking anything.. But he does a kick ass job so who cares!

Now Mr. Oizo is a favourite over here at Whiteballin'.. So when my small girlish hands came across this edit.. well.. You know when you're out and you meet a really hot chick.. and she's having a great conversation with you.. and you're listening to about 80% of it but also thinking about what you're going to do to her later.. and then you end up going back to her place..

Well yeah that's exactly the feeling I got when I came across this edit.

Check it out!

Gay Dentist (JFK Edit) - Mr. Oizo - 320... duh..


Positif - Mr. Oizo - You should know why I'm upping this again.. if you don't.. ugh it's not even worth the trouble.. just figure it out..

lol <(^.^<) <(^.^)> (>^.^)>

Jalapeno Jelly, George Bush and Wolfgang Gartner

Well.... at least one good thing has come from Texas!!

Wolfgang Gartner is from Austin Texas and has a wicked mean sound.

His Myspace page deceived me when it stated his genre of music was 'House' and House alone.

But after listening to Hook Shot.. I have to say this guy has been listening to a serious amount of SebastiAn!

Check out some of his shit.

Clap - Wolfgang Gartner

Hook Shot - Wolfgang Gartner

Front to Back - Wolfgang Gartner

Funk Nasty feat. Gram'ma Funk (Wolfgang Gartner Remix) - Andy Caldwell

Sesso Buono - Wolfgang Gartner

<3

I Touch Too Much

"OMG FUCK FINALLY!!" That is what I screamed at my dog when I heard a NEW FAKE BLOOD REMIX.

I think my ITunes 'Play Counter' broke at the amount of times I had Fake Blood's track 'Mars' played.. (or a specific remix by this artist.. )

So here is some new Fake Blood... and only because I love you.. it's in 320.. =)

Touch Too Much (Fake Blood Remix) - Hot Chip

Oh P.S. This song is rather heavy.. Heavy enough to crush a small child..

Make You Freq (Miles Dyson Remix) - Filthy Rich

P.P.S. A much needed addition to your Polymorphic arsenal..

Intergalactic (Polymorphic Remix) - Beastie Boys

Zombie... Zombie... Zombie Nation...

OK.. I admit it... I thought Zombie Nation was the best fucking song ever invented when I was an un-educated youth. But then I grew up.. and listened to a Proxy track... and my balls dropped somewhere in between...

Anyway. A little trivia for the un-educated youths out there still listening to Ministry CD's.

Zombie Nation IS KernKraft 400. He originally released a track called 'Zombie Nation'. Due to it being a generally good track.. And because the name 'Zombie Nation' is pretty sweet.. KernKraft 400 renamed himself Zombie Nation and renamed the track 'KernKraft 400'. Not only that, but Zombie Nation is one half of ZZT!

He has just released a new track titled 'Forza'. By itself this track is rather funky, but with every funky song theres always one guy who wants to turn it into a dance floor smasher! I'll let you decide who did it better!

Enjoy!

Zombie Nation - Forza

Zombie Nation - Forza (Fukkk Offf Remix)

Zombie Nation - Forza (Housemeister Remix)

And Ofcourse.. The Classic!

Zombie Nation - KernKraft 400

Zombie Nation Myspace

ZZT Myspace

Fukkk Offf Myspace

Housemeister Myspace

A Very Prolifik Halloween

Happy Halloween everyone!

Here's a little something to scare off those 12 year olds throwing eggs at your house!

Guns'N'Bombs - Riddle of Steel - 320kbps! <3

Guns'N'Bombs Myspace

Holy Fucking Shit!

This man is the embodiment of the WhiteBall.

The Proxy's newest track, "Dance in Dark", has finally surfaced and... oh my god... I think it's the dirtiest, most beautiful thing I've ever heard!!!

The Russian prodigy has sampled the somewhat haunting vocals of Stacey Charles from the original "Dancing in the Dark", by Schwarzkopf (aka Michael Woods), which is out now on Cayenne Records.... I must admit, this caught me by surprise as there has been no talk of it being a remix.

The Proxy is due to release his new EP "by June.." this year and I'm beginning to feel sick with anticipation.

Also, hear it in action in the solid Future Rock Vol. 3 mixtape (track list in comments). Big ups to Keem All Hippies Blog!!!

It's 128kb so not the best quality clip, but I think you more than get the idea.

God I love him.....

The Proxy - Dance in Dark (zshare)


bonus: The Proxy - Destroy

My man Oizo playing it!