JFK and Gay Dentists?

Jesse Frederick Keeler (JFK) is one half of the amazing MSTRKRFT! OK.. Now that I've satisfied those poor poor uneducated people.. we can get down to it.

JFK pretty much edits anything. Seriously.. Fucking anything.. But he does a kick ass job so who cares!

Now Mr. Oizo is a favourite over here at Whiteballin'.. So when my small girlish hands came across this edit.. well.. You know when you're out and you meet a really hot chick.. and she's having a great conversation with you.. and you're listening to about 80% of it but also thinking about what you're going to do to her later.. and then you end up going back to her place..

Well yeah that's exactly the feeling I got when I came across this edit.

Check it out!

Gay Dentist (JFK Edit) - Mr. Oizo - 320... duh..


Positif - Mr. Oizo - You should know why I'm upping this again.. if you don't.. ugh it's not even worth the trouble.. just figure it out..

lol <(^.^<) <(^.^)> (>^.^)>

Jalapeno Jelly, George Bush and Wolfgang Gartner

Well.... at least one good thing has come from Texas!!

Wolfgang Gartner is from Austin Texas and has a wicked mean sound.

His Myspace page deceived me when it stated his genre of music was 'House' and House alone.

But after listening to Hook Shot.. I have to say this guy has been listening to a serious amount of SebastiAn!

Check out some of his shit.

Clap - Wolfgang Gartner

Hook Shot - Wolfgang Gartner

Front to Back - Wolfgang Gartner

Funk Nasty feat. Gram'ma Funk (Wolfgang Gartner Remix) - Andy Caldwell

Sesso Buono - Wolfgang Gartner

<3

Unfair!

How come there aren't any clubs like this in Melbourne? How hard can it be to have a club night that plays good music??? God this pisses me off! Every time i go out i tell myself that "tonight will be different... it'll be good". But my wish is never fulfilled.

DJ's are always scared about upsetting the crowd or pissing off management if they play music that's any thing close to hard. The sad thing is that this is usually true.

The problem is that shit music attracts people who do not appreciate good music. So dropping a Proxy or Bloody Beetroots track is literally like teaching chemistry to an infant. It doesn't even have to be really hard. Some decent fidget or some "real" minimal tech shit is equally as good.

Things needs to change!

(ps. That first track that Huoratron is playing gives me an eargasm)

He's coming to Aus next month! Check it!

Arrogance.

The good thing about having your own blog is that you can decide what you post. If for example you have some of your own material, be it a song, a picture, a video, a story etc (whether it's good or shit is of no matter), blogging is a marvelous way to trick people into thinking it's cool.

I am doing this right now... April fools!

RHYS - Hot Summer (Trumpdisco Remix)

Trumpdisco - Supermassive

Fake Blood - "Mars" (Trumpdisco's Tech Mix)

Boy 8-Bit - The Suspense Is Killing Me (Trumpdisco 
Remix)

Trumpdisco - Depraved


bonus: Regurgitator - ! Song Formally Known As 
            (Trumpdisco Remix) [Remastered]

I Touch Too Much

"OMG FUCK FINALLY!!" That is what I screamed at my dog when I heard a NEW FAKE BLOOD REMIX.

I think my ITunes 'Play Counter' broke at the amount of times I had Fake Blood's track 'Mars' played.. (or a specific remix by this artist.. )

So here is some new Fake Blood... and only because I love you.. it's in 320.. =)

Touch Too Much (Fake Blood Remix) - Hot Chip

Oh P.S. This song is rather heavy.. Heavy enough to crush a small child..

Make You Freq (Miles Dyson Remix) - Filthy Rich

P.P.S. A much needed addition to your Polymorphic arsenal..

Intergalactic (Polymorphic Remix) - Beastie Boys

Rank..

Polymorphic tunes are the kind of beats you would be forced to play in a set, after multiple idiots come up to you and ask for something 'with more lyrics', something a bit softer...
Last time we checked, some chick singing about her boyfriend was as far away from fun as Bill O'reilly, let alone anything close to some white eye.

So when you really just want to kill people with music, drop some of this...

Polymorphic - Rebel

Polymorphic - Smoke Everyday

Polymorphic - Toxication

Polymorphic - Want to be my Russian Girl?

Bonus

The Proxy - Raven (Polymorphic remix)

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Rock!!

Congorock, dubbed the baseline master by fellow Italian nutters The Bloody Beetroots, has been pushing out beats for some time. Unfortunately he is often only known for his collaborations along side the beetroots. To help rectify this misconception, here are some of his own remixes, and originals.

The man who's oscillating baselines will make you whiteball any day..

Favretto [featuring Naan] - What's Your Name? (Congorock Remix)

Bugo - Primitivo (Congorock Remix)

Congorock - Runark[320]

Congorock - Exodus

Congorock - Hybro

bonus

Just in case anyone has been living under a rock...

The Bloody Beetroots [feat. Congorock] - Rombo

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Pretty sure 3 Is Not A Crowd...

Watch the first half of this video and i guarantee you'll say to yourself..."Fuck! That song's real sweet. Where can i find it??"



...here

3 Is A Crowd - What Is A DJ? (Second Version) bitterman

Zombie... Zombie... Zombie Nation...

OK.. I admit it... I thought Zombie Nation was the best fucking song ever invented when I was an un-educated youth. But then I grew up.. and listened to a Proxy track... and my balls dropped somewhere in between...

Anyway. A little trivia for the un-educated youths out there still listening to Ministry CD's.

Zombie Nation IS KernKraft 400. He originally released a track called 'Zombie Nation'. Due to it being a generally good track.. And because the name 'Zombie Nation' is pretty sweet.. KernKraft 400 renamed himself Zombie Nation and renamed the track 'KernKraft 400'. Not only that, but Zombie Nation is one half of ZZT!

He has just released a new track titled 'Forza'. By itself this track is rather funky, but with every funky song theres always one guy who wants to turn it into a dance floor smasher! I'll let you decide who did it better!

Enjoy!

Zombie Nation - Forza

Zombie Nation - Forza (Fukkk Offf Remix)

Zombie Nation - Forza (Housemeister Remix)

And Ofcourse.. The Classic!

Zombie Nation - KernKraft 400

Zombie Nation Myspace

ZZT Myspace

Fukkk Offf Myspace

Housemeister Myspace

Bingo!

Whiteball worthy.

Bart Bmore - Bingo Players Get Up (Diplo Remix)

Volatile

A refreshingly Swedish blend of dubstep and dark drum 'n' bass...

Championed by Whiteballin favourite, The Proxy, Volatile are definitely one to watch.

Play these songs really loud.

Volatile - Faces Of War

Volatile - Live And Learn
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A Very Prolifik Halloween

Happy Halloween everyone!

Here's a little something to scare off those 12 year olds throwing eggs at your house!

Guns'N'Bombs - Riddle of Steel - 320kbps! <3

Guns'N'Bombs Myspace